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It Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The …

wishmaking13 — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:21:33 +0000

It Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case ‘L’ And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Now Look For The ‘N’ This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** **... More ->

so we are lying on his bed…as usuall, …

Paw00916 — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 05:47:13 +0000

so we are lying on his bed…as usuall, we usuaslly wait untill everyone went to sleep or his moms not home.. and I had my shirt down all the way,and well he was biteing on my nipple..and he was on top of me and then his mother walked in without knocking, I mean seriously? She gives me this look like, well it didnt look to happy…but hey I would rather her walk in on us than my dad. I allways make sure the door is locked, plus im glad we didnt get cought having sex…lol

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so we are lying on his bed…as usuall, …

Paw00916 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 07:21:32 +0000

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r It was the summer of 2007 an

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:03:48 +0000

It was the summer of 2007 and I’d started seeing this beautiful, banging hot Hungarian girl. She was one of the foreign students who had come to work at this summer camp in New Hampshire. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, slender figure…perfect.
We were in her room. I was eating her out. Despite being mad hot, this chick hadn’t let me have sex with her yet, and I’d maybe only gone south once before. So I was excited about the opportunity. And I was a young, horny 20-year old. I h... More ->

r just had sex between my couc

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:02:35 +0000

I just had sex between my couch cushions! IT FELT GREAT!

r once went on this bad date w

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:01:40 +0000

I once went on this bad date with this girl and after dinner she went to the bathroom for 20 minutes and i went in there to go see what she was doing and if she was okay, luckily she was in the family bathroom and she was passed out on the floor and there was throw up all over the room and it turns out she was bulimic and now she is in a mental hospital for her eating disorder :(

r went home with a guy at a pa

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 18:01:06 +0000

I went home with a guy at a party I went to maybe a year or so ago. He seemed nice, was very cute, and was housesitting his parents very large house, so it seemed like a good idea to me. (My two friends came back with two of his friends) We start making out and go up to his room, where he proceeds to lay me down on his bed. This all seemed completely normal.. until he mounted my ribs (right below my breasts) and started humping it and angrly asking me “Yeah, you like that? You like that?!&... More ->

re and my new fiance are allwa

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:59:30 +0000

Me and my new fiance are allways going at it.. One day i told him i wanted him to take controll and to be really rough.
He was on top for once and was going at it fast and rough… It felt amazing till. All of a suddn he slipped out and nearly went up my ass… He looked like he was in alot of pain.. After a couple of secconds he looks back at me and sais woops got a bit to excited… Wat makes it worse is i was soo close to a major orgasm :(

ri I have a 3 inch cock and my

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:58:50 +0000

I have a 3 inch cock and my gf told me to gety hard….well the thing is I was already hard so she said she would rather finger herself to a cat licking its own nut sack…..wat shoulkd i do about this?

I just started work like two w

Tue, 07 Jun 2011 17:36:54 +0000

I just started work like two weeks ago and i have already become annoyed with my bosse’s buisiness partner. She keeps nagging me to do stuff and she doesnt even take the time to train me, she expects me to know how to do it i.e. sending offers and knowing what documents attach. i mean is she serious?