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remember, when riding a train

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:11:14 +0000

remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman wi... More ->

yesterday i was told by a claimant that …

Mariana Gonzalez — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:33:20 +0000

yesterday i was told by a claimant that she did not live with her husband, but she had just given birth to a little girl (10 days old) and responded so she was conceived by phone? she laugh but i was really upset. this is were our taxes goes to support these scum bags

Once upon a time there lived a

Anonymous Person — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:01:40 +0000

Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

thanks god for global warming. hello M…

Mariana Gonzalez — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:37:11 +0000

thanks god for global warming. hello Mr Gore we are under a freeze advisory. i think you should start Spreading the wealth you got for your propaganda about Global Warming. since 1902 south Florida has not been so cold and in 1902 nobody was messing up the ozone layers.
START SPREADING YOUR WEALTH MR GORE!!!

had a nice a christmas and new year. ho…

Mariana Gonzalez — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:53:06 +0000

had a nice a christmas and new year. hopefully we can continue to enjoy this for many years to come. let’s stop be so politically correct and let’s continue with what christmas is all about the birth of jesus. let’s stop telling happy holiday instead of merry christmas and those that donn’t like they can get out . go back to their countries (just like the pm of austrialia said) don’t like it get out.

NICE CHRISTMAS LUNCH TODAY ESPECIALLY I …

Mariana Gonzalez — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:39:56 +0000

NICE CHRISTMAS LUNCH TODAY ESPECIALLY I WAS ONE OF THE COOK. MY PORK WAS THE BEST. :)

so I’m out and about having a

Anonymous Person — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:19:54 +0000

So I’m out and about having a few beers at my local pub, when I run into a friend from the gym. After sharing a few pints he mentions a wild party he’s heading to later and invites me. I’m thinking the nights turned up as we head off. After about half an hour at the party I notice the place is a sausage fest, but all the guys seem to be having a real good time. It hits me! I’m at a gay party! And literally as i realize that i notice my friend dancing with another dud... More ->

my girlfriend was laying on my

Anonymous Person — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:49:37 +0000

My girlfriend was laying on my chest resting when she then looked up at me and said, “They should make bras for men” :(

I had a one night stand with t

Anonymous Person — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:48:18 +0000

I had a one night stand with these two crazy chicks. Somehow I got both of them pregnant and they both want to keep the kids. At this point I think my option is to jump ship and leave the state!

I was visiting a friend at his

Anonymous Person — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:43:58 +0000

I was visiting a friend at his new office building and when I went to jump in the elevator security stopped me and told me all visitors were being searched do to a recent threat. The officer padded me down and checked my ID before he let me go. When I arrived at my friends office I mentioned how tight security was with the whole threat thing and my friend replied what threat and security? This building doesn’t have security?? :/