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When i first started seeing my man it wa…

SnookFrog — Sat, 29 May 2010 17:06:37 +0000

When i first started seeing my man it was quite embarassing. we had stayed at his and decided to get pizza and watch some movies. All in all it was a brilliant night, except for the fact that:
1-I fell asleep on him
2-I dribbled, whilst sleeping on him
3-I snored! (which i never do)
4-I got an upset tummy
5-and my period came. brilliant.
But, we’re still together now though haha lasting impression!!

It’s not difficult for me to make a tit…

SnookFrog — Sat, 29 May 2010 14:11:31 +0000

It’s not difficult for me to make a tit out of myself on any given day but this one day in particular, i was out with my boyfriend seeing a friends band play then off to a club after. En route to the club and on a train i asked him if we could get off round the corner so i dint bump into anyone from work…… Erm, we were on a train! THEN! later on that night, post clubbing and copious amouts of beer later, we get some food and go home. Shortly after getting in i run to the toilet... More ->

Diaster: When a man has reached the fini…

DD — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:45:52 +0000

Diaster: When a man has reached the finish line and you have barely left the starting point!

You know your co-workers’ personal call…

DD — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 13:29:01 +0000

You know your co-workers’ personal calls are obnoxious when you find yourself yelling to the person whom you are trying to do actual business with! In retrospect, it is kind of hilarious!

NO MANORS IN MIAMI IF YOU LOOSE SOMETHIN…

Mariana Gonzalez — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 01:51:58 +0000

NO MANORS IN MIAMI IF YOU LOOSE SOMETHING DON’T EXPECT TO BE RETURNED TO YOU.

Excellent article, I wish

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:48:53 +0000

Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!

remember, when riding a train

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:11:14 +0000

remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman wi... More ->

yesterday i was told by a claimant that …

Mariana Gonzalez — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:33:20 +0000

yesterday i was told by a claimant that she did not live with her husband, but she had just given birth to a little girl (10 days old) and responded so she was conceived by phone? she laugh but i was really upset. this is were our taxes goes to support these scum bags

Once upon a time there lived a

Anonymous Person — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:01:40 +0000

Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

thanks god for global warming. hello M…

Mariana Gonzalez — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:37:11 +0000

thanks god for global warming. hello Mr Gore we are under a freeze advisory. i think you should start Spreading the wealth you got for your propaganda about Global Warming. since 1902 south Florida has not been so cold and in 1902 nobody was messing up the ozone layers.
START SPREADING YOUR WEALTH MR GORE!!!