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It Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The …

wishmaking13 — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 02:21:33 +0000

It Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case ‘L’ And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Now Look For The ‘N’ This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** **... More ->

so we are lying on his bed…as usuall, …

Paw00916 — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 07:21:32 +0000

so we are lying on his bed…as usuall, we usuaslly wait untill everyone went to sleep or his moms not home.. and I had my shirt down all the way,and well he was biteing on my nipple..and he was on top of me and then his mother walked in without knocking, I mean seriously? She gives me this look like, well it didnt look to happy…but hey I would rather her walk in on us than my dad. I allways make sure the door is locked, plus im glad we didnt get cought having sex…lol

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Excellent article, I wish

WorstererGuy — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:48:53 +0000

Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!

remember, when riding a train

WorstererGuy — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:11:14 +0000

remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman wi... More ->

yesterday i was told by a claimant that …

WorstererGirl — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:33:20 +0000

yesterday i was told by a claimant that she did not live with her husband, but she had just given birth to a little girl (10 days old) and responded so she was conceived by phone? she laugh but i was really upset. this is were our taxes goes to support these scum bags

Once upon a time there lived a

WorstererGuy — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 03:01:40 +0000

Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

thanks god for global warming. hello M…

WorstererGirl — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:37:11 +0000

thanks god for global warming. hello Mr Gore we are under a freeze advisory. i think you should start Spreading the wealth you got for your propaganda about Global Warming. since 1902 south Florida has not been so cold and in 1902 nobody was messing up the ozone layers.
START SPREADING YOUR WEALTH MR GORE!!!

had a nice a christmas and new year. ho…

WorstererGirl — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 02:53:06 +0000

had a nice a christmas and new year. hopefully we can continue to enjoy this for many years to come. let’s stop be so politically correct and let’s continue with what christmas is all about the birth of jesus. let’s stop telling happy holiday instead of merry christmas and those that donn’t like they can get out . go back to their countries (just like the pm of austrialia said) don’t like it get out.

NICE CHRISTMAS LUNCH TODAY ESPECIALLY I …

WorstererGirl — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 02:39:56 +0000

NICE CHRISTMAS LUNCH TODAY ESPECIALLY I WAS ONE OF THE COOK. MY PORK WAS THE BEST. :)

I was visiting a friend at his

WorstererGuy — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:43:58 +0000

I was visiting a friend at his new office building and when I went to jump in the elevator security stopped me and told me all visitors were being searched do to a recent threat. The officer padded me down and checked my ID before he let me go. When I arrived at my friends office I mentioned how tight security was with the whole threat thing and my friend replied what threat and security? This building doesn’t have security?? :/