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I have this family member that went on a trip to Turkey even though she’s afraid of flying. On coming back she had a panic attack and wouldn’t get on the plane. She had to get her daughter to fly over and pick her up to get on the plane. Her daughter flew over, spent some time and then she too had a panic attack and wouldn’t get on the plane.

An airport that fails to really be one. I was going into Alexandria, Louisiana’s “International” Airport only to find that it honestly isn’t. Out of the two runways they have, one was being torn up along with it’s radar system at the very time I was due to fly in. So my connecting flight from Memphis was delayed and eventually canceled altogether as they wouldn’t allow us to land, in essence denying our ability to take off. So after getting another flight ... More ->

I was on vacation with the family in cancun and decided to wake up early for a run on the beach before enjoying a long day rest and relaxation. Well half way through my run I recognize a cute guy from my hotel running towards me I got so excited I tripped and went face down into the sand! I was so embarrassed I wanted to dig a hole where my face was and hide in it.

The closest thing I get to a vacation is hiding in the tents at the sporting goods store and taking a nap when they put them up for display!

I went to Amsterdam with a friend and decided to experience some of the local traditions, so we stopped at the 4/20 cafe and “heavenly creations”…needless to say, a has brownie and a joint later I was hearing vampires and had done about 4 laps around red light district; the entire time I thought I was being chased by vampires and my friend said he could hear them also…I puked about 3 times and we finally ended up trying to sleep at a hostel which took me about 10minutes t... More ->

When my friends and I were in Mardi Gras one of them got really drunk I had to take him back to the hotel room. He was so drunk he hit me and started screaming I was a trying to mug him! The cops came and didn’t arrest me for mugging him, but did arrest both of us for being drunk and disorderly. :/

I was taking care of my baby sister during a trip. She looked bored, so I started tossing her up in the air, and was having a great time till she vomit all over me.

While on vacation in Peru I was rushed to the hospital when my appendix burst! Luckily I got there in time and everything turned out great. My only problem is I had them removed two months before I went on vacation! The first doctor didn’t do anything except leave a big scar on me!

I went on a vacation with a freind named Mike and ended up passing out in front of a bar in the middle of the the street around 9 PM. When I woke up I had some lady pointing at me with her children telling them what they should not be when they grow up.

A few years ago, a friend and I decided it’d be a really good idea to go Spring Skiing (well, snowboarding really) in Vermont. Now, we’re two guys from and living in Miami. This is important for later. We get up there and the it’s just gorgeous and all is well. Day 1 of snowboarding arrives, we get to the mountain, get a 3 day pass, and proceed to go ride. We notice the bottom is missing some snow but no big deal, we’re heading to the top! We start riding and our boards a... More ->