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My girlfriend was laying on my chest resting when she then looked up at me and said, “They should make bras for men” :(

While at my friends Christmas party I met a cute guy and we hit it off or so I thought we did! We talked, we laughed, shared cake exchanged numbers and he even facebook friended me; but now nothing! He he hasn’t called or messaged me and I’ve sent him like a hundred texts messages! What the Hell is wrong with me!!!!!

I booked a surprise spa treatment for my girlfriend to celebrate her birthday. But to my surprise she began screaming at me and crying when she found out it part of it was a chocolate body wrap!! She says i was inconsiderate of her eating disorder?!!! To which I could only reply, “What eating disorder?!!!!!!!!!”

I was out with my dad and a friend of mine when my friend let slip out the fake name I go by when I don’t want girls to know my real name. My dad laughed and said he use to do the same thing and then told me his old fake name. The fucked up part is its the same name of my girlfriend’s supposed dad, which her mom had a fling with while on vacation, but was never able to contact afterward.  There’s a slight chance my girlfriend is my half sister!

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

Bad decisions make good stories.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

I finally decided to profess my love for my bestfriend, he’s been the one person in my life I could trust and has won me over with his caring charm. As I told him I had a secret to tell him, he told me he had one too and knew I’d understand. He came out of the closet to me.