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remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman wi... More ->

yesterday i was told by a claimant that she did not live with her husband, but she had just given birth to a little girl (10 days old) and responded so she was conceived by phone? she laugh but i was really upset. this is were our taxes goes to support these scum bags

Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

thanks god for global warming. hello Mr Gore we are under a freeze advisory. i think you should start Spreading the wealth you got for your propaganda about Global Warming. since 1902 south Florida has not been so cold and in 1902 nobody was messing up the ozone layers.
START SPREADING YOUR WEALTH MR GORE!!!

had a nice a christmas and new year. hopefully we can continue to enjoy this for many years to come. let’s stop be so politically correct and let’s continue with what christmas is all about the birth of jesus. let’s stop telling happy holiday instead of merry christmas and those that donn’t like they can get out . go back to their countries (just like the pm of austrialia said) don’t like it get out.

NICE CHRISTMAS LUNCH TODAY ESPECIALLY I WAS ONE OF THE COOK. MY PORK WAS THE BEST. :)

I was visiting a friend at his new office building and when I went to jump in the elevator security stopped me and told me all visitors were being searched do to a recent threat. The officer padded me down and checked my ID before he let me go. When I arrived at my friends office I mentioned how tight security was with the whole threat thing and my friend replied what threat and security? This building doesn’t have security?? :/

One morning I woke up to an awful cold. So I go to the bathroom and blow my nose with the cheapest dollarp store TP ever. Then I hear a knock on the door, so I open it and see its the Cable guy. After I let him know he was at the wrong address I couldn’t help but notice the wierd look on his face. So whatever I close the door and get ready to shower when I see my F up’d reflection in the bathroom mirror. Man I had all kinda cold in my eye and my cheap toilet paper residue around my n... More ->

Can’t believe this just happened – family in for thanksgiving, “knocked up” is on the tv (I know not a good family movie) and everyone is doin their own thing, some socializing, some watching the movie. My grandmother said something I didn’t hear and my brother quickly got up and left the room. I looked at my grandmother and she yells repeating herself, “What is a BJ??!!” I started laughing so hard all I could do was leave the room!
-JT

I think the freezer deserves a light as well..