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I ran over a duck on purpose!

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my apartment complex and neighborhood.

My girlfriend and I were laughing at a fail drive thru video she had saved on her iphone while I was pulling into a drive thru and thanks to my not paying attention I hit the taco bell. Hope nobody video taped it!

My friend was out at the beach and had parked at a meter. When she got back to her car it looked like a German tank had hit its side!! She tried to get in it drive away, but luckily she was convinced other wise!!!

Once I was driving up Federal Highway from Fort Lauderdale to Boca Raton to see a friend. It was the weekend and I wasn’t in a rush. Somewhere in Pompano there was an old lady parked in the left lane fast lane (not the turning lane) with her blinker on at a Green light trying to make a left turn. I guess the lack of traffic was too much for her. There were no cars in sight for a mile in both directions. I pulled along side of her and saw that she could barely see over the steering whe... More ->

Lately I’ve been working out of my friends apartment, and there are a lot of one way streets in the area. Knowing this I’m careful where I turn, but I guess I’m the only one since yesterday I ran into over 3 cars going the wrong way!!! Gotta love Miami!

This site is a fantastic customization of the p2 theme

On my friends wedding night lightning hit his rental car, to which the priest excitedly said, “Thank God it wasn’t my car!!!”

Driving out from my garage yesterday I decided to be a gentleman and pay attention to traffic laws and let a girl that was walking on the sidewalk cross in front of me. She waved thanks and went on her way. Out of nowhere some moron speeds into the garage entrance and almost kills the girl. Lesson learned: save a pedestrian, be an asshole.

My first car accident happened because I was checking out a guy I really liked at school. He was washing his car as I passed by his house and I was hypnotized. A car was coming the other way and I swerved to miss it, but instead hit his brothers car parked on the street.