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You know things are looking up on your first date if: a) the girl can’t speak english, b) her face doesn’t look at all like it did when you met her the other night at the club, and c) she lives in, you know, that special part of town (Hialeah for those Miami folks).

My girlfriend broke up with me because the pants she bought me for my birthday didn’t fit. I’m still confussed about the whole thing.

One time I went out on a double date as a favor to a friend of mine. The girl I was forced on going on the date with was cross eyed and wanted to play laser tag! The really funny thing about the experience was I thought I was doing her a favor and at the end of the night she told me I wasn’t her type! I hadn’t asked if I was or wasn’t, I just wanted to drop off her crazy laser tagging ass off! Kicked my friend in the nuts for that one!

You’ve reached the first ever post on this site, congrats!  We built this site totally on a whim.  Well, not totally.  We knew we wanted to build SOMETHING.  But who knew we’d end up with this!?  The whole premise of this site came about by accident.  We were brainstorming other ideas and before we knew it we started telling stories about our worst dating experiences.  We eventually realized, “hey, why don’t we make a site around what we’re doing right now?&#... More ->