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When i first started seeing my man it was quite embarassing. we had stayed at his and decided to get pizza and watch some movies. All in all it was a brilliant night, except for the fact that:
1-I fell asleep on him
2-I dribbled, whilst sleeping on him
3-I snored! (which i never do)
4-I got an upset tummy
5-and my period came. brilliant.
But, we’re still together now though haha lasting impression!!

It’s not difficult for me to make a tit out of myself on any given day but this one day in particular, i was out with my boyfriend seeing a friends band play then off to a club after. En route to the club and on a train i asked him if we could get off round the corner so i dint bump into anyone from work…… Erm, we were on a train! THEN! later on that night, post clubbing and copious amouts of beer later, we get some food and go home. Shortly after getting in i run to the toilet... More ->

Diaster: When a man has reached the finish line and you have barely left the starting point!

You know your co-workers’ personal calls are obnoxious when you find yourself yelling to the person whom you are trying to do actual business with! In retrospect, it is kind of hilarious!

Excellent article, I will take note. Many thanks for the story!

remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman wi... More ->

Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

So I’m out and about having a few beers at my local pub, when I run into a friend from the gym. After sharing a few pints he mentions a wild party he’s heading to later and invites me. I’m thinking the nights turned up as we head off. After about half an hour at the party I notice the place is a sausage fest, but all the guys seem to be having a real good time. It hits me! I’m at a gay party! And literally as i realize that i notice my friend dancing with another dud... More ->

My girlfriend was laying on my chest resting when she then looked up at me and said, “They should make bras for men” :(

I had a one night stand with these two crazy chicks. Somehow I got both of them pregnant and they both want to keep the kids. At this point I think my option is to jump ship and leave the state!