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My girlfriend and I were laughing at a fail drive thru video she had saved on her iphone while I was pulling into a drive thru and thanks to my not paying attention I hit the taco bell. Hope nobody video taped it!

Feel asleep in the metro rail on the way to work yesterday. I literally woke up one exit away from where I started four hours later! God I hate commuting!

They’ve been doing construction work on the street leading to where I live for about three months. It’s not a problem for me cause I’m ok with the detours, but my neighbors have taken to off roading through the construction like if they were in the middle of a baja race! Every day all you see is a huge cloud of smoke racing down the street!

Cops suck! I got stopped by two officers for driving through what they called, “a drug neighborhood’ I told them, “I was detoured by by an accident on the expressway” and how am I suppose to know it’s a drug neighborhood; it’s not like there’s a sign anywhere.

The company I work for is so cheap we have to do our own cleaning. Everyone in the office had to chip in for a vacuum cleaner and take turns taking out the trash.

how about your date pulling out a bag of coke on your first date and asking if you want some?