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Once upon a time there lived a girl and she was kaylynn’s best friend, she died. tragically. first she was cought on fire then she almost drown then se got shot in the head by a UPS guy caring a gun… it was terrible and she was NEVER EXPECTED TO RETIRE HER best friends forever RING!

So I’m out and about having a few beers at my local pub, when I run into a friend from the gym. After sharing a few pints he mentions a wild party he’s heading to later and invites me. I’m thinking the nights turned up as we head off. After about half an hour at the party I notice the place is a sausage fest, but all the guys seem to be having a real good time. It hits me! I’m at a gay party! And literally as i realize that i notice my friend dancing with another dud... More ->

My girlfriend was laying on my chest resting when she then looked up at me and said, “They should make bras for men” :(

I had a one night stand with these two crazy chicks. Somehow I got both of them pregnant and they both want to keep the kids. At this point I think my option is to jump ship and leave the state!

I was visiting a friend at his new office building and when I went to jump in the elevator security stopped me and told me all visitors were being searched do to a recent threat. The officer padded me down and checked my ID before he let me go. When I arrived at my friends office I mentioned how tight security was with the whole threat thing and my friend replied what threat and security? This building doesn’t have security?? :/

One morning I woke up to an awful cold. So I go to the bathroom and blow my nose with the cheapest dollarp store TP ever. Then I hear a knock on the door, so I open it and see its the Cable guy. After I let him know he was at the wrong address I couldn’t help but notice the wierd look on his face. So whatever I close the door and get ready to shower when I see my F up’d reflection in the bathroom mirror. Man I had all kinda cold in my eye and my cheap toilet paper residue around my n... More ->

I ran over a duck on purpose!

While at my friends Christmas party I met a cute guy and we hit it off or so I thought we did! We talked, we laughed, shared cake exchanged numbers and he even facebook friended me; but now nothing! He he hasn’t called or messaged me and I’ve sent him like a hundred texts messages! What the Hell is wrong with me!!!!!

I booked a surprise spa treatment for my girlfriend to celebrate her birthday. But to my surprise she began screaming at me and crying when she found out it part of it was a chocolate body wrap!! She says i was inconsiderate of her eating disorder?!!! To which I could only reply, “What eating disorder?!!!!!!!!!”

I was out with my dad and a friend of mine when my friend let slip out the fake name I go by when I don’t want girls to know my real name. My dad laughed and said he use to do the same thing and then told me his old fake name. The fucked up part is its the same name of my girlfriend’s supposed dad, which her mom had a fling with while on vacation, but was never able to contact afterward.  There’s a slight chance my girlfriend is my half sister!