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Fell down the stairs at school and bumped my head on the rail. Now not only do I get to enjoy getting laughed at for falling down the stairs but I also get to be reminded of it with all the holiday pictures as i have a huge bump on my forehead!

I woke up to a nice surprise from my dog today. It turns out he found his poop so interesting that he decided to bring it up on my bed an leave it next to me on my pillow! Nothing better than waking up to poop!!

My girlfriend wouldn’t have sex with me because of a cut on a lip from shaving; she says that how people catch herpes! I told her that’s only if one us has herpes. She then tells me that it happened to her friend that way to witch I answer that’s cause your friend is a freak who makes out with guys that have herpes! To make a long story short I didn’t get laid thanks to a bad razor and a slutty friend. :(

I met this guy and he invited me out for a drink with his “friends.” I realized it was guys night out after being the only girl there and several comments were made by his friends about why I was there on guys night out! After about the second drink and lack of conversation, I proceeded to let this guy and his buddy’s drink themselves stupid!! I turned around and started talking to the guy next to me and left with him to go to another bar. Got a message today asking what happen... More ->

My friend has a fascination with chicken fillets and cheesy beans!

My friend shouts random things over the yard, pretty much every day!

This girl once got in trouble with HR for using foul language, and then started cursing about HR.

This guy once told me a story about another girl. They were having a conversation and it turned sour, talking about toilet etiquette. She told him she doesn’t wipe when she’s done taking a dump, she just hops in the shower.

Back in highschool the girls we hung out with used to have to sneak out of their houses. This one girl got busted though…she was climbing back into her house through her jalousie windows, surprisingly making an obscene amount of noise. (look up what they look like if you don’t know)

This girl has a full page of pros and cons of prospective guys. Maybe this list should be a public note on Facebook so people can vote on it…