remember, when riding a train of public transit:
Please get on the train without letting anyone off because, heavens knows, the conductor can see you waiting while everyone gets off the train and will, no doubt slam the doors on you for being courteous and civil to your fellow passengers.

Okay, that’s not what happened. My worsterer, being a veteran of many transit systems, when I tried to get off the train with the other mass of people at my stop, and a rotund young woman with a trendy shaved to a fuzz haircut tried to get on, I stood my ground. The woman, bounce into me, and since I am a big solid fellow, I didn’t move. She then turned, punched me in the arm and shouted, “piece of shit” at me.

Heart warming, yes, but I have to concede that I was in the wrong; the conductor, no doubt would have slammed the door on her if she had not tried to barge in. You gotta love it when people bring out the worst in themselves :)